DanDaDan is like someone ate too much caffeine and vomited it on manga panels. The plot is a chaotic fever dream cooked up by someone who microwaved their last two brain cells. And the villains? Don’t even get me started on those acid-trip abominations—they look like they crawled out of an unflushed toilet at a rave. Dandadan is the anime equivalent of your drunk uncle at a family gathering—chaotic, loud, and utterly pointless.

The pacing feels like a drunk toddler stumbling through a haunted house. The MC is so bland that he makes a rice ball look exciting. I guess today's kids like anime where the MCs b@lls are lost every second episode.